There's a lot of debate around Valentine's Day/Lupercalia/Singles 
Awareness Day.  Countless arguments, infographics, quizzes, guides, and 
stock photos for and against the holiday have been thrown around.  
Either way, it's a great excuse to drink.  AND for 2014-15, it's on the 
weekend.  Round on the house!
And
 it's a great excuse to give away gifts.  To everyone you love/like/like
 like/appreciate/tolerate.  Of course it's really because you want to 
try making something new.  If you're like me, I can't keep everything in
 my house because there's just too much.  I enjoy the process of making 
much more than the realization that I now have a bunch of bottle cap 
castings lying around, or another bag.  For the required trips to the 
craft store to get more supplies.  Or to Kroger.  Those gas points 
aren't earning themselves.
The Breaking Bad train has 
so left the station that it's stars are using it as a vehicle to step 
into their next roles.  Sidebar: can't wait to see Need for Speed, 
hopefully a pure racing movie that gets a video game franchise right.  I
 decided to share the love of cooking with both Heisenberg and my 
special someone with a kitchen towel.  Have to have some way to wipe all the evidence off your hands.
Let's Cook Kitchen Towels - following directions from 
DIY Screen Print by 
My Calico Skies
Materials
Embroidery Frame - mine was 9 inches
Stocking
Mod Podge
Fabric Paint
Scraper
Bar or Tea Towel
The
 tutorial is really good; I highly recommend following it!  Draw out 
your picture.  You can see my Heisenburg poking out from the back of the
 materials picture; I went for the iconic hat, sunglasses, and goatee.  
Trace it onto your stretched frame.  Fill in around picture with Mod 
Podge; you don't have to slather on the glue, but it does need to be a 
fairly thick layer.  Let completely dry. 
|  | 
| The shiny areas are the Mod Podge | 
Fill
 in ay holes where the glue didn't 100% fill.  Place the screen where 
you want your picture. I ironed the towel after folding it into 3rds to 
more easily see where the center of the towel fell.  After you're 100% 
sure of placement, lay down the paint.  There's no going back now!
|  | 
| You can slightly see the ironed lines on the sides of the frame. | 
Spread
 out the paint all over the open areas.  Make sure you cover all the 
areas with a thick coat of paint and run your scraper over the areas 
where there's no mask.  After you've provided significant coverage, 
carefully lift the screen.
You may 
want to fill in some spaces where there was spotty coverage or leave it 
rugged.  Heisenberg was a rough man, he'd approve.  Take extra paint and
 letter "Let's Cook" on the bottom
I 
also experimented with Sharpie if your lettering skills are about as 
awesome as mine.  I went free hand because I wanted to keep this 
"gritty".
Now, go whip something up.  We've got mad chemistry bro.
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